Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels are both rumoured to be considered for this prestigious part.
Jim Carrey pictured above working as an anchorman on KWBW News in New York.
Artist and actor Jim Carrey who was anointed by god on tv could be set to take up the role as White House Press Secretary. The Liar Liar star has little experience in this field but if a picture paints a thousand words than the acclaimed artist has already done more to depict the news to journalists than Sarah Slanders ever could. Sarah Slanders is set to finish her job at the end of the President's tweet.........
President Trump the reality star who doesn't seem to live in reality, thanked Sarah Slanders for 3 1/5 years service causing many journalists to wonder when she served that extra year. Miss Slanders has been the longest serving press secretary in the Trump White House since Antony Scaramucci left the position. By comparison Scaramucci will be remembered as a warmer "Front stabbing" press secretary who never tweeted fake videos of Jim Acosta and actually met extensively with journalists during his 15 minutes of fame.
Jim Acosta will no doubt have an easier time with the Liar Liar star as they are both called Jim and Mr Carrey has extensive On Air media experience as an anchorman on WKBW News.
The Cable Guy might be liked by cable news networks such as CNN but how will Fox & Friends take the news that Morgan Freeman is god? Religious freedom should allow Jim Carrey to play god in his job and rest on the sabbath unlike Anthony Scaramucci who didn't know when to quit and worked out his last week, half way though his first week. That's right Scaramucci lasted an unbelievable 10 days and probably received his business cards on his last day. A reminder to all White House employees to pay extra for overnight delivery.
Deliver us from all evil Bruce Almighty and it certainly seems like the end of days are here but how many days did Huckabee Sanders work exactly? The president thanked her for 3 1/2 years service but I'm not sure we can count on the President as she only started in 2017.
Sarah Huckabee pictured here by Jim Carrey tweeted, " I am blessed and forever grateful to @realDonaldTrump for the opportunity to serve and proud of everything he’s accomplished. I love the President and my job. The most important job I’ll ever have is being a mom to my kids and it’s time for us to go home. Thank you Mr. President!"
"The most important job I’ll ever have is being a mom" provided her children don't ask for a reference from American taxpayers who paid her $180,000 a year. Certainly when it comes to her CV, she will have to explain the missing year that she spent as Press Secretary and the fact that Jim Carrey seems to have spent more time reporting the news than Sarah Slanders has spent at the press podium.
Sarah Slanders has stated in the past that her legacy would be for telling the truth but that was probably a lie and any replacement for Huckabee Sanders will probably not have a report by the FBI that states Liar Liar on it.
Saturday Night Live famously portrayed Sarah Slanders' predecessor Sean Spicer with the actress Melissa McCarthy which irritated the president enormously.
The McCarthy era had some memorable moments like the time Press Secretary Sean Spicer tried to dig himself out of a holocaust.
It was also rumoured that sketch artists used in court were employed to cover at least one press briefing because Sean Spicer felt fat and didn't want to be filmed.
Sarah Slanders has never been shy about the the camera adding 10 pounds and has been known to use doctored footage to make journalists look bad while a make-up artist is employed full-time to help Sarah Slanders and Kelly Ann Conway with their make-up as they make up lies and alternative facts.
Jim Carrey on the other hand is an amazing but controversial artist who paints the equivalent of Picasso styled news bulletins such as Picasso's the bombing of Guernica.
Carrey's most recent tweet shows Comedian Jon Steward saving 9/11 victims from their patriot leaders. Tweeted a mere 12 hours ago, Jim Carrey depicts 911 responders in the dark years after the attacks on New York on 9/11.
The two comedians paint a horrible picture and most of the funny stuff these days is actually being said by President Trump. "Space Force," "Horse face," "Covfefe," "I'd listen to a foreign country if they had any dirt."
Both Jim Carrey and his Dumb & Dumber partner would make excellent choices for a tv president looking to re-cast a Press Secretary in a hurry as Jeff Daniels has also played an excellent anchorman in the tv series, Newsroom. Newsroom was written by Aaron Sorkin who also wrote the West Wing.
Donald Trump would have a lot of public support for both actors who both come straight out of "central casting" a description Trump favours when he meets people he thinks are perfect for a role.
Trump himself is famous for his own tv series where he became known for the catchphrase, "You're Fired." It is not clear if Sarah Huckabee Sanders has been fired but of all the people fired by Trump, it is disappointing that he never uses his own catchphrase which was the only thing he was good at.
Slanders tweeted that she is proud of all his accomplishments but all I can think of is his children in cages policy which seems inappropriate as she continues talking about "Being a mom."
Yes Trump is letting her go but in this family first administration where Sarah Huckabee Sanders' only qualifications seems to be that she is Gov Huckabee's daughter. It sounds like he was holding her family hostage which would be one of his accomplishments. Has anyone seen Barron?
Trump spends a lot of time with one his wives and most of his children but his youngest child seems to have done a Boy in the Striped Pyjamas and disappeared. Well certainly when it came to the $103 million family vacation to Europe. I'm not trying to criticise their parenting skills or family relations.
For that we have George Conway who is married to Kelly Ann Conway. Conway is the president's counsel but her husband frequently questions Trump's insanity.
Kelly Ann known for "Alternative Facts" and suggesting that Barrack Obama used people's microwaves to spy on them might find that things are heating up for her too and she mightn't be far behind Sarah Slanders when it comes to the late night "You're Fired" tweets.
Always trying to get in the way of a marriage, usually his own, Trump has been attacking Kelly Ann's husband publicly while offering Theresa May divorce advice.
This regime promotes family values but does everything in its power to separate families and all of course in the name of Christian values. Few people are as godly as Jim "almighty then" Carrey who I think could work miracles if given the power.
Carrey has attacked Sarah Slanders with his caricature of her as a monster but who would you trust? Jim Carrey was chosen by god. He knows who to smite. He smites dirty which of course could be a problem for President Trump as Jim Carrey Pet Detective is not someone you want in your administration when your regime removes Obama era protections of endangered species.
That's not Snowflake Jim Carrey is the original liberal bleeding heart with his protection of Miami Dolphins' mascot, Snowflake in his original Ace Ventura film and I'm sure the Truman Show star would prefer to work with the Truman administration's environmental policy then Trump's and when it comes to a tv president, for me, it can only be Morgan Freeman playing the president.
Obviously Martin Sheen from the West Wing is my favourite choice but when the planet gets hit by an extinction level event. I would rather Morgan Freeman giving a speech than Trump's "That's too bad" comments that we heard when American sailors had died on the USS John S McCain. #RememberTheMcCain.
Jim Carrey could be hilarious standing at the podium as the Riddler or with cameras following him like in the Truman Show.
He could do a series of reports for Eye Witness News and when it comes to the prestigious Correspondents' Dinner where Obama famously mocked Donald Trump as being completely unsuitable to be a presidential candidate; Jim Carrey and his Dumb & Dumber co-star Jeff Daniels could always host the night in style.
Can Carrey dodge questions about gun ownership? Can he offer thoughts and prayers when people demand more from the White House and can he work for big game hunters like Eric and Donald Junior?
Will Jim Carrey admire their lovely rooms of death and avoid getting his head taken off.
Jim Carrey is an artist and is a prolific painter.
In one such painting, Carrey depicted the President's sons being cored by an elephant.
I say sons but I mean the two hunting enthusiasts and not the one that hasn't been seen much since Trump opened a "Summer Camp" for children looking for a brighter future.
No stranger to borders, Carrey comes from Canada which has strongly questioned immigrations coming from their own southern border ever since Trump came to power.
Jim Carrey clearly gives a shit and I'm sure that's what most people and all their Friends want.
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