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Writer's pictureMorgan Fagg

Flushed with Fever

His middle name is John

He thinks his tweeting is a Don


Not quite a gift from God

more like a nursery rhyme


Humpty Trumpty goes on and on

but falls short of a beautiful wall


Melania rescued from Trump Tower

as the emperor displays his new robes


We curse his cursed cursory

and childish curiosity


Did he find the tit

in constitution?


I bet he did

I bet its all he read

before he went to bed

watching his Foxy friends


Nighty night Mr President

We think you are great

Try not to wet the bed


Dear Donald John President

No one is flushing fifteen times


You might just find

you are full of it


TOILET ROLE: His shit roll lifted aloft for the world to see.







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