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Writer's pictureMorgan Fagg

I swear to god

Updated: Jan 11, 2020

¿What the fuck?

How do you say

“Marie who doesn´t fuck?”


“Excuse me”, I replied

Shocked and confused

at the question, I was just asked

in a private English class.


How do you say,

“Marie who doesn´t fuck?”

Still confused, he explained

“You know, Marie who doesn´t fuck”


“At Christmas time,

Marie with Jesus”

Ah, the penny drops,

The Virgin Mary, I said

“We say the Virgin Mary”


OMG, I swear to god,

Jesus Mary and Joseph,


I´m glad teenagers

didn´t write the bible.


Happy Christmas

Feliz Navidad


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