It's 8pm somewhere

Someone is either breaking the rules or hasn't taken the time to read the simple instructions as this meme shows a half-eaten After Eight at 7.59.

Clearly they couldn't wait till eight but in the words of Hemingway, "It's 5 pm somewhere" and I can't help but notice Chinese writing on the Ipad that is being used as a clock.

However, you eat yours and whatever time you choose, please take more care when feeding Gremlins.