Have we reached a breaking point in Spain?
In a scene that could only be directed by Katherine Biglow, a surfer was handcuffed by law enforcement wearing hazmat suits on the beaches of San Sabastian in Spain on 7/9/2020
San Sabastian's hotels become home to Hollywood in Spain during the annual film festival but this scene looks like it came from a mix-up of Katherine Biglow's films as the oscar-winning director is responsible for such classics as Point Break starring Keanu Reeves and Patrick Swayze and Hurt Locker which she won an oscar for.
Hurt Locker focuses on a bomb disposal team in Iraq, whereas Point Break sees Keanu Reeves playing an undercover FBI agent trying to infiltrate a group of surfers believed to be robbing banks.
The surfers use elaborate masks when robbing banks and are known as the Ex-Presidents as the masks include Hollyween costume masks of Nixon, LBJ, Carter, and Regan.
Fast-forward to 2020 and the only one not wearing a mask is the current president.
If Katherine Bigelow could switch the bomb disposal suits for hazmat suits and the bank robbers as a lifeguard breaking quarantine then she might have a more factual film than Point Break and more like her $90 million National Geographic film, K19 The Widowmaker.
Bigelow has written, produced, and directed many different genres and is not only known for her action-adventure films about FBI surfers but she has also made a very realistic submarine film about a Soviet sub (K19) that experienced a radiation leak in 1961.
Her film, Hurt Locker looked at an adrenaline junkie working as a bomb disposal expert which won her an Oscar for Best Director. I believe she was the first woman to win the award and she bet her ex-husband James Cameron whose film Avatar was also nominated for Best Director that year.
Avatar was completely out of this world even though Cameron is more famous for his film about an unsinkable ship. He is also no stranger to submarines and has set records in the Marianna Trench as well as diving Titanic.
Another one of his ex-wifes, Linda Hamilton will be remembered for her motherly role Sarah Conner in the Terminator franchise, whereas the lifeguard arrested on the beach in San Sabastian, will be remembered for dropping her kids off to school despite having Coronavirus herself.
We aren't asking you to defend your son from time travelling Terminators, only to wear a mask and stay at home when you're sick.
You can't write 2020 as a film because we have no idea what direction it will yet take but I'd like to see Katherine Bigelow direct it and maybe with the ex-presidents, ex-Governator, and her ex-husband all playing a role.
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The Academy Award for WORST PICTURE in a Pandemic
ACTING PRESIDENT: Patrick Swayse shakes hands with Keanu Reeves in the top picture in the film Point Break but please avoid touching people in 2020. Swayse wears a mask of Ronald Reagan as the leader of the ex-presidents. Reagan was an actor himself before becoming the Republican President in 1981 but has sadly been replaced by a Reality Show celebrity who refuses to wear a mask.
FBI BEST: Nominated for an Academy Award in 1979, actor Gary Busey plays an FBI agent in Point Break but in "Reality" he could go undercover as a golfer with the current president who acts like he hates the FBI.
Busey has taken part in Celebrity Big Brother and Donald Trump's Celebrity Apprentice but this apprentice looks like he is need of a psychological evaluation but the Under Siege actor will probably be made Trump's next Acting Secretary of Defense for his role as the traitor Commander Krill.
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