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Writer's pictureMorgan Fagg

@RealDonaldJTrump, Real Gentleman

Updated: Nov 29, 2018

(Written in 2016 before any real Stormy content was available)

Obama drop a mic!

[Chorus:]

Just 'cause she dances loco

It don't make FLOTUS a hoe, no

Melania, put your clothes on

We going to the disco

We gonna elope to Mexico

Called up my Scottish mama,

said I'm in love with a Russian stripper, yo

[Verse 1]

Ten grand, let me see you shake it like you got no bones SPURS in your body and you was made to be on Celebrity Apprentice

Twenty grand, know it's a sin, but before me you show me a little more skin it would fulfill my GQ fantasy

Thirty grand, to the highest bidder but Billy Bush said, 'There's no sex in the locker room'

Forty grand, looked into her eyes,

I saw tears falling down,

type of tears, that told me, it was a crime.

Just 'cause she dances loco

It don't make FLOTUS a hoe, no

Melania, put your clothes on

We going to the disco

We gonna elope to Mexico

Called up my Scottish mama,

said I'm in love with a Russian stripper, yo


[Donal Trump] Excuse me, what is your name?

[Melania] Uh, my name is MelaniE, yo

I was blessed with the body of a beauty queen

Have you any idea how hard this is?

I could pose in 25 positions

But I only work here to pay my tuition

Trump University

Oh, feel the Bern, as I tease

Give me what I need a Mastercard

a Greencard Visa

Lap dance fantasy

Picture us under the White House canopy

The Donald extended his small hand to me

Like Billy Cosby. said he's feeling me

Take me away from here, so far

Where they ride buses, no cars

No more stripping in magazines

Me and you 'Donald,

against Trump Casino odds

[Chorus 2X]

Just 'cause she dances loco

It don't make FLOTUS a hoe, no

MelaniE, put your clothes on

We going to the disco

We gonna elope to Mexico

Called up my Scottish mama,

said I'm in love with a Russian stripper, yo

Republicans, what are you, preachers?

You're calling her a Russian hooker?

He without sin cast the first vote.

I met her naked on my airplane, she gave me her KGB card And told me if I ever have wife problems,

Don't hesitate to make her number three, yeah, yeah, yeah, Wife number 2, you´re fired,

[Chorus 2X] Just 'cause she dances loco

It don't make FLOTUS a hoe, no

MelaniE, put your clothes on

We going to the disco

We gonna elope to Mexico

Called up my Scottish mama,

said I'm in love with a Russian stripper, yo

Call up my Scottish mama said I'm in love with a Russian stripper yo!


Wise man once said, only fool´s Russian.



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